Friday, October 17, 2008

My Top 10...It's a thing we do.

Seeing as it's been a short few months since I had a blog, I decided I'd throw my stalkers a bone and post one.


The Top 10 Female Celebrities (That are super hot...to me):


Now narrowing the list down to 10 is hard enough, but the assigning an order is even harder, but, I have nothing better to do right now. So away we go...I guess.


#10: Sarah Shahi





I don't think Sarah is as well known as maybe some of the other folks to come, but she is still very gorgeous. Born in Euless, TX to an Iranian Father and Spanish Mother, she grew up in and around the Dallas area, and was even a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader for a short time. For me, being from Texas is the new hotness, as it were. it's just the best thing. And if you are from/near/around Dallas...better. She was on "The L Word" (which I never saw), but you can now catch her on Life on NBC.



#09: Olivia Wilde





They tell me Olivia (Real Name: Olivia Jane Cockburn) was on the OC, but since I never watched it, they could all be liars. I do know she was on the short lived, "The Black Donnelly's" on NBC (Which was great) and is currently on House as the secretive "Thirteen." She has dual citizenship between Ireland and the US, which is cool, but I have dual citizenship with the US and Texas, so it's not THAT cool. Be sure to watch her avoid Dr. House's deadly sarcastic comments, Tuesday nights at 7 on FOX.



#08: Kate Beckinsale





Kate is a British actress who has starred in films like Underworld, Pearl Harbor, and Van Helsing. I just say this because you already know who she is. Something you didn't know, though, Kate attended Oxford for three years, before dropping out to pursue acting full time. Smart and beautiful, it's the perfect match. See her next year in Whiteout, a new film based on the graphic novel of the same name.



#07: Emily and Zooey Deschanel (Day-Chanel)





Okay, okay, I know, this is actually two people, but hear me out...It's my blog. Anyways, when they aren't furthering science and genetics with proof that good looks are genetically pre-disposed (or seem to be), they both have very successful careers. Zooey (pronounced "Zoe") has been in Almost Famous, Elf, and most recently, The Happening (or lack thereof). Emily has been in a couple of movies, but her main role is of Temperence Brennan in the show, Bones Wednesdays at 7 on FOX. Also be sure to see Zooey play Janis Joplin in an upcoming Bio-pic.



#06: Keira Knightley





Keira blew up in the Pirates of the Carribean movies, but some knew her when she was Bending it like Beckham, Was trapped in The Hole, or even caught a glimpse of her in Star Wars: Episode 1. But now, Keira is a full-blown star, with no desire to slow down. Be sure to see her in The Beautiful and the Damned, the true story of Zelda and F. Scott Fitzgerald.



#05: Natalie Portman





If you don't have any idea of who Natalie Portman is, I question your sanity. From Star Wars and V for Vendetta to Garden State and The Darjeeling Limited, her resume runs the gamut of genres. Her first major role was in The Professional with Jean Reno, and even then people saw that this girl had something special. Be sure to see her in the spiritual sequel to Paris, je t'aime (Which she was in), New York, je t'aime, running in limited release in early 2009.



#04: Elisha Cuthbert





Many of us know her from The Girl Next Door, Old School, or as Concentrated Badass Jack Bauer's Daughter. Some of you might even remember her from Are You Afraid of the Dark? on Nickelodeon in the later 90's. One thing is for sure, though. Once you finally do see her, you aren't likely to forget her. You can catch her in the upcoming Tim Allen vehicle, The Six Wives of Henry Lefay.



#03: Evangeline Lilly





Best known as Kate from Lost, Evangeline is a true Canadian gem. With a degree in international relations, and her history of odd jobs, including a flight attendant, waitress, and mechanic, she is truly a show of brains, beauty, and brawn. If you're lucky enough to be in France for Christmas this year, you can see her in Afterwards.



#02: Kristen Bell





It seems that after her big break on Veronica Mars, you can't miss Kristen. She attended a Catholic High School and the Tisch School of the Arts in New York, so Kristen is obviously smart as well as gorgeous. But I don't think that's why guys like her so much. Maybe it's the fact that she's broken both of her wrists playing hockey. Maybe it's because she aspires to be a stand-up comic. Perhaps it's the fact that she has dessert after every meal, helped deliver two babies while delivering volunteer work in Brazil or that she says, "I rarely wear clothes when I'm home by myself. I love making breakfast naked. But you've got to make sure the gardener's not coming that day." Or, maybe it's this:





Yes, one of the most beautiful women in the world is also a nerd AND a gamer. With a role in Heroes, her voice in Assassin's Creed, and upcoming roles in both Fanboys and Astro Boy, Kristen is truly a guy's dream.



#01: Charlize Theron





Oh Charlize, from a farm in South Africa, to major Hollywod Star, she has certainly had quite a life. English is Charlize's second language, which she learned by watching television as a teenager in Africa. She's been in everything from The Italian Job and Hancock to In the Valley of Elah and Arrested Development. She's got an Academy Award for her role in Monster, which showed that no matter how much make up you use, you cannot cover up beauty. Catch up with Charlize in The Road coming this November and The Brazilian Job slated for next year.



That's it, ladies and gents, my opinion of the Top 10 Best Looking Actresses in Hollywood.



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